Scams

I received this URGENT request for a response this morning:

"Received: from web-client.czechbone.net (web-client.czechbone.net [212.96.160.137])
   Received: from www-data by web-client.czechbone.net with local (Exim 4.50)
         id 1JLyR9-0000jz-Jd
Subject: Urgent Response Needed!!!
From: Rebecca Garang <mrs_rebecca22@yahoo.co.in>
Reply-To: mrs_rebecca22@yahoo.co.in
MIME-Version: 1.0
Message-Id: <E1JLyR9-0000jz-Jd@web-client.czechbone.net>
Date: Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:20:27 +0100
 26, 2007) at 02/04/2008 05:23:30 AM,
 02/04/2008 04:34:28 PM
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus!
 
I am Mrs. Rebecca Garang the widow of late Dr. John Garang who was until his death the vice president of Sudan in Africa. In brief, my late husband was a strong opposition to the incumbent government and for over 22yrs he indefatigably fought for the independence and liberation of the marginalized South Sudan people until he was appointed the vice president on the 9th of July 2005 following the cease fire agreement that was signed on the 9th of January 2005. His appointment was largely
welcomed by the International Community and was seen as an avenue to quench the decades of civil war in Sudan.

He died on the 31st of July 2005 following a helicopter crash alongside with 12 others just 22days after his appointment as the vice president. What led to the helicopter crash is still unclear but I know that my husband was the target.
 
I want to confide and entrust to you a very important matter and do kindly request for your private telephone numbers to enable me contact you for more confidential explanations.
 
Yours sincerely

Mrs. Rebecca Garang
Juba South Sudan"

I’m sure your pal, Dubaya can give you my phone number, as well as a full accounting of every keystroke I’ve typed in the last decade? Go ask him for help, I mean, you seem pretty chummy with him, and he’s a real easy target for a SCAM, you stupid git.

And, why must your route your email through India and the Czech Republic if you live in South Sudan?

Scams Phishing Trip

Oh no! My Visa card has been deactivated! What, oh what will I do???

"Received: from notes.cc.sunysb.edu ([129.49.2.164])
          by notesmta2.cc.sunysb.edu (Lotus Domino Release 7.0.3)
          with ESMTP id 2008020111481487-113823 ;
          Fri, 1 Feb 2008 11:48:14 -0500
Received: from mail.orlando.bz (mail.orlando.bz [64.34.168.182])
         by notes.cc.sunysb.edu (8.14.0/8.14.0) with ESMTP id m11Gm7e9008048
Received: from User [72.253.13.67] by mail.orlando.bz with ESMTP
  (SMTPD32-7.07) id ACE17C4F00B2; Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:46:25 -0500
Reply-To: <noreply@tcunet.com>
From: "Teachers Credit Union"<tcunet@securitydepartment.com>
Subject: Card Deactivation
Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 06:46:35 -1000
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
Message-Id: <200802011146997.SM01648@User>
X-MIMETrack: Itemize by SMTP Server on notesmta2.cc.sunysb.edu/DoIT(Release 7.0.3|September
 26, 2007) at 02/01/2008 11:48:14 AM,
         Serialize by Notes Client on Melissa Bishop/DoIT(Release 7.0.3|September 26, 2007) at
 02/01/2008 11:56:20 AM,
         Serialize complete at 02/01/2008 11:56:20 AM
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Content-Type: text/html;
         charset="Windows-1251"

  

Visa Check Card Deactivation
Message from: Customer Service
Date: 1/31/2008

We detected irregular activity on your TCU Visa Check Card  on 1/31/2008.

For your protection we have had to suspend any future authorizations being conducted with your TCU Visa Check Card.

For your security we have deactivate your card.

How to activate/re-activate your card ?

You may stop by your branch or call our Card Department. Card Department: (712) 560-0162 (24 Hour Line)

Our automated system allows you to quickly activate your card.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

©2008 Teachers Credit Union.
P.O. Box 1395 South Bend, IN 46624-1395
"

Ehh, screw it, I don’t need no stinkin Visa card now!

"Received: from notes.cc.sunysb.edu ([129.49.2.164])
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          with ESMTP id 2008020111131769-109737 ;
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Received: from front1.netvisao.pt (front3.netvisao.pt [213.228.128.91])
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          (envelope-sender <1@excite.com>)
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          for <montreallimousine@rogers.com>; 1 Feb 2008 16:07:19 -0000
Received: from 196.220.9.138
        (SquirrelMail authenticated user cand1255)
        by webmail.cabovisao.pt with HTTP;
        Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:07:13 -0000 (WET)
Message-ID: <21447.196.220.9.138.1201882033.squirrel@webmail.cabovisao.pt>
Date: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 16:07:13 -0000 (WET)
Subject: FROM CHEVRON-TEXACO LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
From: "Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company" <1@excite.com>
Reply-To: mrcortswilliams@hotmail.com
User-Agent: SquirrelMail/1.4.5
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
Importance: Normal
X-MIMETrack: Itemize by SMTP Server on notesmta2.cc.sunysb.edu/DoIT(Release 7.0.3|September
 26, 2007) at 02/01/2008 11:13:17 AM,
         Serialize by Notes Client on Melissa Bishop/DoIT(Release 7.0.3|September 26, 2007) at
 02/01/2008 12:07:29 PM
Content-Type: text/plain;charset=iso-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company,
#2 Chevron Drive Lekki Peninsula PMB 12825.
LAGOS STATE , NIGERIA.
FROM CHEVRON-TEXACO LOTTERY DEPARTMENT
ATTENTION:Winner,
We wish to inform you that the JANUARY 2008 DRAWS OF THE
CHEVRON-TEXACO LOTTERY HELD IN NIGERIA .Your email address attached
 toPIN NUMBER:CHTX5512286,SERIAL NUMBER:CHTX5073-11
which drew the lucky numbers that won you the LotteryFunds in thefirst
 winning category You have therefore been approve
for a lump sum of $1,000,000 U.SDollars.For your claim do send
 your:(1)Name:(2)Age:(3)Occupation:(4)Country:
TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT:
AGENT NAME:Mr Corts Williams
E-MAIL: mrcortswilliams@hotmail.com
Tel: +(234) 07034247943"

Gee, I didn’t know that Chevron Texaco used "Excite" as their email provider! But then again, after hearing the latest profit reports from the oil companies this morning, it doesn’t surprise me that they are "excited"…… With all the billions and billions they got in profits I think it is so nice of them to give me a million of it, seeing as that was about what I paid at my last fill up!

Spam

What the hell is the point of this spam???

It ain’t like I can read it, or am dumb enough to ring up the numbers to chat with someone who obviously can not communicate in English. I mean, really, this isn’t even Engrish! What is it?

I get tons of this crap, and tons of SPAM in Espanol.

And, freaking Forest Tours, LEAVE ME ALONE! Jeeze. I have NO plans to visit your fine country so bug off! No matter what I put in the kill file nothing blocks this crap.

I have about a dozen email accounts, all filtering into one inbox. Including SPAM, I get about 800 emails a day. That is AFTER passing through the SMTP SPAM filter, and I still get a very high volume of junk.

My "Delete" key is worn down to a mere hint of what it once was……

Oh, here’s a good one!

"Received: from pro-236-177.rediffmailpro.com (pro-236-177.rediffmailpro.com [202.137.236.177] (may be forged))
         by notes.cc.sunysb.edu (8.14.0/8.14.0) with SMTP id m0VEKee9018442
Message-Id: <200801311420.m0VEKee9018442@notes.cc.sunysb.edu>
Received: (qmail 17062 invoked from network); 31 Jan 2008 14:17:14 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO c9u1q) (122.162.110.153)
  by mailserver with SMTP; 31 Jan 2008 14:17:14 -0000
From: "Vismit Kapoor" <vismit@shoulder.in>
Subject: Free Accurate Share Trading Recommendations

Dear Friends,

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<EVIL SPAMMY LINK> brings with itself an irresistible FREE offer to all its users to benefit from ABSOLUTELY FREE SHARE TRADING RECOMMENDATIONS. These FREE TRADING RECOMMENDATIONS can prove extremely beneficial in making a sound trading strategy suiting to each individual’s trading risk/reward profile.

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Poor Vismit, he reminds me of Daffy Duck in "Ali Baba Bunny". "Mine, Mine, It’s all MINE, I’m Rich!! I’m Rich, I’m independantly Wealthy!" He’s much to excited about the scam, really, just look at all the UPPERCASE SCREAMING and all the extra EEEEEEEEEEEE’s and !!!!!!!!!!!!s.

I’m insulted, Vismit, you share the last name of my husband, although his family spells i correctly; Kapoour, how dare you insult the good name of Kapur by stooping so low as to try to scam people. Turn your life around before Karma bites you in the ass! Ganesh will get you for this! He’s going to put obstacles in your way instead of removing them, large piles of elephant crap will bury you for life!

….friggin loser…

Scams

My pals over at ComputerWorld had this bit of good news to share this morning!

""Online scam artists should be on notice that we will continue to work closely with our international partners to ensure that there are no safe geographic boundaries for committing these crimes," Assistant Attorney General Alice Fisher of the DOJ’s Criminal Division said in a statement."

Jump over to read the entire article, it’s a good read.

In other ho-hum news, the FTC, IMNSHO, wimped out on this deal! Sorry, FTC, but I don’t call this a harsh enough penalty for these vermin:

"The settlement requires Member Source Media to disclose the costs and obligations associated with the advertised products and services, and bars the company from sending e-mail that violates the CAN-SPAM Act, which regulates the sending of unsolicited e-mail. The company must also pay $200,000 in civil penalties, according to the settlement approved Wednesday in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California."

This will only work if the FTC puts this scuzzbag under a microscope and closely monitors every move. Chris Sommer should have been cut off at the "jewels" and left destitute in a cardboard shack in Nigeria with the crew from the first article.

Phishing Trip

Found this in me inbox this wet mornin’

"Received: from mail.adp-hvac.com (dsl017-030-060.lax1.dsl.speakeasy.net [69.17.30.60])
Received: from User ([202.65.139.14]) by mail.adp-hvac.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(5.0.2195.6713);
          Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:36:52 -0800
Reply-To: <service@navyfcu.org>
From: "service@navyfcu.org"<service@navyfcu.org>
Subject: Message from Navy Federal Customer Service
Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:05:31 +0530
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 1 (High)
X-MSMail-Priority: High
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
Message-ID: <ADP-SERVERPe8vZ3fC8000005ff@mail.adp-hvac.com>
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 30 Jan 2008 01:36:53.0230 (UTC) FILETIME=[976600E0:01C862E0]
X-MIMETrack: Itemize by SMTP Server on notesmta2.cc.sunysb.edu/DoIT(Release 7.0.3|September
 26, 2007) at 01/29/2008 08:37:03 PM,
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
Content-Type: text/plain;
         charset="Windows-1251"

Message from Navy Federal Credit Union accounts Customer Service
Account : Savings
Date: 1/29/2008

All Navy Federal Credit Union accounts were recently update with a new security enhancement.

You need to reactivate your VISA debit card by the end of January 2008.

For your security, we recommends that you activate this feature.

To continue click on the link :

http://www.sigmapens.co.uk/shop/catalog/navyfederalcreditunion/

Thank you for banking with Navy Federal Credit Union accounts"

Dear screwup:

  1. I’m in the United States, NOT the United Kingdom.
  2. My alliances with maritime military are with the United States Coast Guard, NOT the "Navy".
  3. I don’t have any accounts with a military based credit union.
  4. Why would a military credit union have a website for Sigma Pens?

Ye be a friggin idiot. It’s the keelhaul fer all ye scurvy dogs.

Scams

So, yesterday I got my feathers all ruffled and set off to right the wrongs of the evil-doers against us honest bloggers who work hard to rid the virtual world of all dirtbags and make the Interwebs a happy place for those NooB’s out there floating around on the bandwidth without a clue.

Readers should note that this action usually ends badly for moi; the squeaky wheel doesn’t get any grease, and the flogging continues until I back down and return to my corner to sob about the injustices of the world, and how MEAN PEOPLE TOTALLY SUCK.

Waaayulllll, Shiver my timbers and bust my buckle, and toss in a "Holy Crap" to really drive home my enthusiasm!

I’m happy to report that, [although my morning didn’t start well, after all, I had to wake up, and then it was dark and rainy……] things have perked up considerably since getting my morning bucket of coffee!

Busted-scams is, well, B.U.S.T.E.D!

I found a letter in my inbox this morning from the domain owner. As he has requested that I not include the contents of the letter or his name online, I will respect that and just let you know the basic gist of the letter.

He says that he owns hundreds of domain names and that he normally just "parks" the unused ones so they earn a bit of ad income. He decided to allow an intern to have some fun with this and 4 other domains and do whatever he wanted with them. The intern mentioned something about programs, but in his hurried schedule he did not devote any time to the details about what programs his intern wanted to use.

The intern used a "content scraper" to populate these domains.

I sincerely hope this intern has learned a hard lesson and will use the experience to grow into a respectable and honest IT professional rather than just another one of the rotten filth roaming the Web looking to screw the innocent and make a quick buck/rouble/yuan/euro at the expense of the rest of us!

I’ll be prominently placing my Creative Commons license on this site as soon as I can figure out why it throws an error in my WPµ server.

Stealing is a crime; it diminishes the soul of the thief and causes harm, whether financial or spiritually, to the victim. While words themselves can not be "owned", the composition of many words into a work can, and is, owned by the composer, just as is music or artwork. You will be a much happier person, inside and out, if you EARN your life rather than steal it from someone else!

So, good Netizens of the Interwebs, us Underdogs won this one. But, we can not sit on our laurels, or our tuckus, we have much to do yet.

*"When pondscum on this web appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And scam all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
Speed of lightning! Roar of thunder!
Fighting all who rob or plunder!
Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!"

…Quick! I hear Sweet Polly Purebred crying out for help. The evil Simon Bar Sinister must be near!

 * Underdog’s famous quote, slightly modified to fit the Web.
Scams

As readers will recall, there is an individual blog that is stealing content from who knows how many of us honest bloggers trying to bring the light of day to the sleazebags of the world to protect all the good citizens of the Interwebs…..

Well, if you’ve been robbed, here is some info for you. I received this in response to my Cease & Desist demand to hostgator:

"Hi,

HostGator requires DMCA notices to be filed via fax or letter. The complaint must include full contact information in the complaint (including phone number). We will call and verify. Email (unless digitally signed by a verified and trusted third party) is not an acceptable medium for legal complaints.  This ticket system has received what appears to be a possible DMCA complaint, but one or more of the following are missing: (a) the complaint does not contain sufficient information (b) the format of the complaint is inconsistent with the requirements of the DMCA (c) the complaint has been submitted via email without proper authentication (d) full contact information is missing. We will need you to re-submit your claim, using the proper format, including sufficient detai, via postal mail or fax. Instructions on how to do so follow.

It is our policy to respond to clear notices of alleged copyright infringement. This response describes the information that should be present in these notices. It is designed to make  submitting notices of alleged infringement to us as straightforward as possible while reducing the number of notices that we receive that are fraudulent or difficult to understand or verify. The form of notice specified below is consistent with the form suggested by the United States Digital Millennium Copyright Act (the text of which can be found at the U.S. Copyright Office Web Site, http://www.copyright.gov) but we will respond to notices of this form from other jurisdictions as well.

To file a notice of infringement with us, you must provide a written communication that sets forth the items specified below. Please note that you will be liable for damages (including costs and attorneys’ fees) if you materially misrepresent that a product or activity is infringing your copyrights. Accordingly, if you are not sure whether material available online infringes your copyright, we suggest that you first contact an attorney.

To expedite our ability to process your request, please use the following format (including section numbers):

1. Identify in sufficient detail the copyrighted work that you believe has been infringed upon (for example, "The copyrighted work at issue is the text that appears on http://www.hostgator.com/tos.shtml") or other information sufficient to specify the copyrighted work being infringed (for example, "The copyrighted work at issue is “Intellectual Property: Valuation, Exploitation, and Infringement Damages” by Gordon V. Smith, published by Wiley, ISBN #047168323X").

2. Identify the material that you claim is infringing the copyrighted work listed in item #1 above. You must identify each web page that allegedly contains infringing material. This requires you to provide the URL for each allegedly infringing result, document, or item.

An example:

    Infringing Web Pages:           
       http://www.thewebsite.com/directory/
       http://www.thewebsite.com/something/blah.html

3. Provide information reasonably sufficient to permit us to contact you.

4. Provide information, if possible, sufficient to permit us to notify the owner/administrator of the allegedly infringing webpage or other content (email address is preferred).

5. Include the following statement: "I have a good faith belief that use of the copyrighted materials described above as allegedly infringing is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law."

6. Include the following statement: "I swear, under penalty of perjury, that the information in the notification is accurate and that I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed."

7. Sign the paper.

8. If via postal mail, send the written communication to the following address:

    HostGator LLC
    Attn: Abuse Department, DMCA Complaint
    11251 Northwest Freeway, Suite 400
    Houston, TX 77092
    United States of America

    OR fax to:

    (281) 476-7801, Attn: Abuse Department, DMCA Complaint

Regardless of whether we may be liable for such infringement under local country law or United States law, we may respond to these notices by removing or disabling access to material claimed to infringe and/or terminating users of our services. If we remove or disable access in response to such a notice, we will make a good-faith attempt to contact the owner or administrator of the affected site or content so that the owner or administrator may make a counter notification.

We may also document notices of alleged infringement on which we act. As with all legal notices, a copy of the notice may be made available to the public and sent to one or more third parties who may make it available to the public.

In order to ensure that copyright owners do not wrongly insist on the removal of materials that actually do not infringe their copyrights, the safe harbor provisions require service providers to notify the subscribers if their materials have been removed and to provide them with an opportunity to send a written notice to the service provider stating that the material has been wrongly removed. [512(g)]

If a subscriber provides a proper "counter-notice" claiming that the material does not infringe copyrights, the service provider must then promptly notify the claiming party of the individual’s objection. [512(g)(2)] If the copyright owner does not bring a lawsuit in district court within 14 days, the service provider is then required to restore the material to its location on its network. [512(g)(2)(C)]

If it is determined that the copyright holder misrepresented its claim regarding the infringing material, the copyright holder then becomes liable to the OSP for any damages that resulted from the improper removal of the material. [512(f)]

Regards,
Adam D.
Network Security Administrator
http://www.hostgator.com/mailpolicy.shtml
http://www.hostgator.com/support.shtml
http://www.hostgator.com/tos.shtml
1-866-96-GATOR (42867)

Ticket Details
===================
Ticket ID: SAD-176580
Department: Security
Status: On Hold"

Here is my faxed response (click to enlarge).

So, fellow Scum Fighters, contact me via the comments if you’d like the text of the fax so you, too, can get this idiot to keep his hands in his own pants! [shudders] really, talk about a violation of personal space, really squeevy.

Scams

Gee, let’s see how fast this shows up on their site!

Apparently, b.u.s.t.e.d.-.s.c.a.m.s. (dot) c.o.m is STEALING content off tons of blogs. We write the articles and they STEAL the content and drop it on their site. They don’t even bother to get the author’s name correct, it is almost as if it is an automated harvester and it randomly generates an "author".

There is NO id or contact info on the blog. But, they appear to be a group of thieves:

b.u.s.t.e.d.-.s.c.a.m.s. (dot) c.o.m (74.54.143.82) was registered through GoDaddy but it is hosted on hostgator.com [who is registered by enom.com], which also hosts such true and legit  businesses as:

DNS1.LOVELYSMS.COM
NS725.HOSTGATOR.COM
NS4.AFFILIATEMARKETERCOURSE.COM
NS1.SAGNETWORK.COM
NS1.EASYBIGCASH.COM
NS1.HOSTAVISTA.NET

And, with a name like "Easybigcash" we, of course, know they are a legit and honest business.

I sent a Cease & Desist email to hostgator. Their reply:

"Your Ticket has been received and a member of our staff will review it and reply accordingly. Listed below are details of this Ticket. Please make sure the Ticket ID remains in the subject at all times.

         Ticket ID: SAD-176580
         Subject: Theft of content
        Department: Support
         Status: Open

You can check the status or reply to this ticket online at: [link removed]"

We will see if it stops or not.

In the meantime, us HONEST bloggers (Hi Michael!) will have to keep an eye on these morons.

Let’s see how long it takes this entry to be stolen and put on their site. My last scam-related post showed up within minutes!

wood

I have a split personality!

By day I’m a boring programmer/analyst for Stony Brook University. About the most fun I have is revealing all these scamming idiots to my large, growing audience.

But, when I back away from the keyboard I become an "Arteeest" with a sense of humor. The sound of a chainsaw makes me giddy with anticipation! I find it odd when I DON’T have a pile of sawdust in my pockets/shoes/bra. My idea of a "good time" is attacking a piece of wood rotating at 3600RPM with a razor sharp piece of metal.

Check my other blog: Hot off the Lathe on my woodturning site.

Scams

She’s only been dead a month……

… and I’m getting offers to share in her fortune from her "financial Aids, Ramzi Lopez"

"Received: from myway.com (nn3.excitenetwork.com [207.159.120.57])
Received: by mprdmxin.myway.com (Postfix, from userid 110)
         id 2B5617E423; Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:43:10 -0500 (EST)
To:
Subject: URGENT PLEASE
Received: from [83.37.254.238] by mprdmailfe5.nwk.myway.com via HTTP; Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:43:10 EST
X-AntiAbuse: ID = a2836e2cd904f97b6b7f8d2469e1f8db
Reply-to: luckymail7@myway.com
From: "luckymail7"<luckymail7@myway.com>
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Sender: luckymail7@myway.com
X-Mailer: PHP
Message-Id: <20080129134312.2B5617E423@mprdmxin.myway.com>
Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:43:10 -0500 (EST)
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MY NAME IS RAMZI- LOPEZ, I AM THE FINANCIAL AIDS TO MISS BENAZIR BHUTTO THE LEADER OF PAKINSTAIN PEOPLE`S PARTY (PPP ). IT IS VERY CLEAR THAT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPEND TO HER ON THE 27TH DECEMBER 2007 WHEN SHE WAS ASSINATED  DURING A PARTY CAMPAIGN. I REALLY HAVE TO CONTACT YOU BASE ON A VERY BOLD STEP WHICH I TOOK ON THAT DAY.

ON THAT DAY WE CAME TO THE CITY WHERE SHE IS HOLDING HER CAMPAIGN FOR AN ELECTION, AS A FINANCIAL OFFICER TO HER, I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF USD $8,560,000.00 (EIGHT MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS) CASH IN A BOX INSIDE A CAR . THIS MONEY WAS MEANT TO BE USED IN MOBLIZING THE VOTERS AND OTHER UNFORSEEN EXPENSES THAT MAY BE OCCURED WITHIN THE PERIOD OF THIS CAMPAING..

THE MOMENT THE BOMB BLAST HAPPENED AND HER DEATH COMFIRMED, I COULD NOT DO ANYTHING THAN TO SECURE THE BOX BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY PERSON CLOSER TO HER THAT KNOWNS THAT WE HAVE SUCH AMOUNT OF MONEY IN CASH WITHIN THAT CAMPAIGN GROUND. I QUICKLY MOVE THIS BOX AWAY FROM THE ARENA. AFTER TWO DAYS, I WENT TO A SECURITY COMPANY AND DEPOSITED THE BOX AS A FAMILY TREASURE AND INSTRUCT THEM TO MOVE IT OUT TO EUROPE.AS A SAFE KEEPING TREASURE BOX. . YOU CAN READ HERE:
http://www.economist.com/daily/news/displaystory.cfm?story_id=10415540&top_story=1

I HAVE TO CONTACT YOU AT THIS POINT BECAUSE; I WANT YOU TO HELP ME CLAIM THIS BOX FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY. YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH THE SUM OF USD$1,500,000.00 DOLLARS (ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS). PLEASE DO SEND TO ME YOUR INFORMATION:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
STATUS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER (HOME OFFICE MOBILE)
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:

THE MOMENT I RECIVED THE ABOVE INFORMATION, I WILL SEND TO YOU THE CONTACT DETAILS OF TE SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE, AND AS WELL FURNISH THEM WITH YOUR INFORMATION AS BENEFICIARY OF THE BOX IN QUESTION. PLEASE DO TREAT THIS ISSUE AS A HIGH SECRECY. I CANNOT DO ANYTHING FROM PAKINSTAIN BECAUSE HER SON HAS COME UP TO TAKE OVER FROM HER. PLEASE TRY AND HELP ME SO THAT WE CAN ACTUALIZED THIS TRANSACTION. MORE ALSO, I WILL LIKE YOU TO GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:ramzilopez@aol.com I HOPE TO SEE YOUR REPLY REGARDS TO THIS, PLEASE.

THANKS
RAMZI - LOPEZ"

Dear Ramzi, you idiot:

You contacted me, so you should already know my name and email address. If you already had this cash in your possession why did you give it away, and why do you need someones help to get it back? YOU put it in a safe deposit box and said it was a family keepsake, so, moron, go get it! If it is YOUR safe deposit box you can go get it any time you want. Bhutto’s son is at Oxford, not in Pakistan. Get your facts straight. Loser!